Mum is obsessed with reading signs & number plates. With number plates she likes to make words out of the letters.
Best numberplate naming was OBC. Normally this would be changed around to maybe say COB but instead as we walked past she simply said “Order of the British C***s!” This was the first time I had ever heard this word pass my mother’s lips.
Best numberplate naming was OBC. Normally this would be changed around to maybe say COB but instead as we walked past she simply said “Order of the British C***s!” This was the first time I had ever heard this word pass my mother’s lips.
Lady in cafe said to Mum “I’ve got a Cappuccino & an Earl Grey, which one are you?” Mum said “I’m the D**K Head!” Needless to say the lady didn’t flinch!
I heard Mum saying this to herself one day: “Why are you acting like a dickhead? I don’t know, maybe you have a dick in your head!”