We were in Pets at Home about 6-8 weeks after getting Kobie, mum’s cat who she kept calling a dog. She was looking at a cute owl toy & said “Oh it’s so cute, how can we not get it?” I said Kobie had a couple of toys already etc. Anyhow, she clearly loved it & so I said “Put it in the trolley then” & she said “I can’t think of anyone who has a cat that we can buy it for though!”
Mum’s cat Kobie came in from the rain, jumped on the sofa next to her & she started to stroke him.
She said “He’s wet on this bit but not on that bit!”
So I said “Stroke him on that bit then!”
She said “Who’s a rabbit?”
Mum told our cat Kobie “Smelling my boobs won’t get you anywhere darling!”
Mum said “Look, look, black cat in the garden!”
Me “Yep, that’s your cat Kobie!”
After a morning of feeding her cat Kobie, brushing him & helping me to administer his ear drops mum stated “There’s a black cat sat in our hallway!”
Yesterday when Kobie, mum’s cat, was hassling me for food I said to him “There’s food in your bowl!” Mum heard me say “There’s poo in your car!”
Mum just said she’s going to feed the dog. I asked does she mean the cat? Her response was “I’m just terrified that 1 day I’ll ask someone to come & meet my son (cat)!”
So many times a day I hear “Who’s Kobie?” Mum’s cat x
Mum told me her boy cat Kobie is “Cleaning his vagina!”