Brie Wedges, Big Waitresses & Beer

Out to lunch & mum asked what I was having, I said “I’m having Brie Wedges” mum said “You’re having a big waitress?”
Travelling to a friends for a cup of tea.  We’re driving along & mum says “Oh no, I forgot to check my bag for beer cubes?”  I told her she’d have to give me a bit more than that as I had no idea what she was talking about.
“Teabags, I mean teabags, where the fuck did beer cubes come from, I don’t even like beer?”  She said.
Mum likes her Earl grey flavoured Green Tea & so we carry tea bags in her bag wherever she goes.

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