Apparently today we have a swimming pool in our kitchen?! Oh no it’s just a fridge!
Our magnesium tablets this morning were ‘Petals’ & mum doesn’t want to try the new (nutty) Kinder Choco sweets because they have ‘bones’ in!
Mum spent two minutes rambling about the difference between a clock saying 9.21am & 9.22am & made not an ounce of sense!
Driving Mum to her day centre I said what horrible weather to be out in & Mum said “I feel really bad that we’ve left that man at the airport!”
I think there was a man waiting at the bus stop we passed.
Apparently Mum used to have a clicker on her finger that gave her free parking in all the pubs!
Mum & I were waiting for a car to move in a car park to let us get out the other day. Mum said “That cars oven is running, not oven onion, no MACHINE!”
Mum’s school sent her to London to Dive! Think she means ‘dance’ as in ballet.
On my first spring clean of the house we were looking at the ironing room and mum said “When you iron those shelves…”
Mum went to ask me if I needed a mat to put my dinner plate on but instead said “You don’t need a mattress do you?” Funniest part was that I didn’t click for a few minutes but just answered & then shared with her & we lost it laughing.
Took mum into Truro cathedral because she is always saying how beautiful it is from the outside. Got inside & I said “look up”
Mum said “Must have taking some cooking! Baking! No building!
Off to the theatre & Mum says “Do I need my wet top?” “What’s that I said?” Mum then says “My taps will be enough won’t they?”