Mum & I were walking back from Iceland & saw a really cool Police Motorbike.
She said “I guess if you need one then it’s good to be able to recognise a piggy bike. Why did I say piggy? I meant police!”
“My friends husband used to come in this pub all the time & he was always falling over so she asked me to help him with his shoes!”
When Mum was discharged from Oncology & Sang “Yippee yippee yoo, let’s have a cuppa tea & then we’ll do a poo!”
“We’ve had all the seasons in the weather today. Winter, summer, autumn & Christmas!”
“When I worked at Harrods & did the accounts, I could look at numbers & add them in my head. I didn’t need a microwave!”