When Mum was a young driver she was stopped twice by different policeman to ask her where she had learnt to drive as she was so good at it!
Police stopped her many times to congratulate her on her driving apparently!
The police came into the bar in Ibiza & asked where Mum got her clothes from as she always looked lovely. Mum said “They are only scungy clothes from the bench!”
“The police came into the restaurant in Ibiza & said, “You’re so good looking can we bring some other people in who are working so you can give them lessons on how to be good looking?””
When Mum ran the restaurant in Ibiza & people wanted to dance, they had to go outside as playing music in the bar was illegal but okay outside!
The police came into the restaurant in Ibiza & said how well Mum’s nails were filed!
“The police came into the restaurant to ask how I got on so well with the locals!”
“When in Ibiza, I was outside doing something & the police stopped & asked me why I was doing it. I told them & they said I was amazing & gave me some money which I put into the tips!”
“The police came into the restaurant & said they needed to talk to me somewhere quiet, so we did & they said ‘How do you do it?’, ‘what I asked’, make so much money?’ ‘I said I smile a lot!”
“The police told me it was illegal to have bar stools in Ibiza!”
“The police told me it is illegal to dance in any restaurants in Ibiza!”
Mum has a phone number in her address book under ‘Police for Naughty Parking’