Furniture That Drives….

Turning left at the top of Lemon Street to go down the dual carriageway with lots of traffic coming up the other side.  mum said “Look at all that furniture coming up the hill!”

Mum said “Cars behave differently on different road surfaces!  Some cars are very neurotic!”

Stuck in a traffic jam mum said “I can’t believe the length of that queue of furniture”

 

Animal Confusion

I shared the story below with mum as we walked past the cow, now covered in Xmas lights as it was a couple of months later.  She asked me to remind her of the story on the way home as we passed the cow again.  When I pointed to it on the way home she shouted (pointing) “Horse!”

Walking past a life size model of a cow in Truro near the Pannier Market and mum points to it saying “Monkey!”  I lost it laughing as did many people around us.  I laughed so hard that I snorted and mum said “No, pig!” The next time we walked past, within a week I think, I pointed at the cow and said “Monkey!”  Her response was “Don’t be silly, that’s a cow!” and walked off.